Good morning to you! I hope you are getting settled into your routine. Mine usually consists of sorting through mail with a cup of cereal ( duh ) and today in particular, trying to keep warm because here in Alabama it has suddenly reverted back to winter weather for a couple of days. Looking though my inbox I usually delete all the spam right away and save the goodies for last. One of my faves is a daily newsletter I receive from WhoWhatWear.com. BUT today I open their email to find THIS:

I mean, really. How is that even close? How is this DIY even sponsored by whowhatwear? I’ll give them this, it did make me laugh this morning so that’s something. Let’s just take a closer look..
Here is a close up of the Christopher Kane shorts…

…I’m not saying I’m in love with them, but from far away, if you squint your eyes and it’s foggy outside, it looks like a fun pattern. The deal is, if you start telling the common folk it’s okay to bedazzle something, you best watch out. I have horrible flashbacks to when ‘The Bedazzler’ came out. I can just see girls taking matters into their own hands…lucky for us, Etsy has given us a head start into the future of this new micro trend whowhatwear is trying to push…
FOR JUST $9.00…

IF WE STEP IT UP A NOTCH, FOR $30.00 YOU CAN GET LESS GEMS AND COVERAGE BUT MORE BUTTONS AND GRUNGE!

LET’S NIX THE SPARKLY STUFF, GRUNGE IS WHERE IT’S AT…YOURS FOR $28.00

WAIT A MINUTE, does this ‘outfit’ remind anyone else of ….
THRILLER!!!!

BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Moral of the story: Do not bedazzle, it leads to zombies.
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